If Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers

I Was In A Department Store And I Saw A Weird-looking Gadget. I Asked The Young Saleslady What It Was. She Answered, "it Doesn't Do Anything. It's Just A Christmas Gift."

If Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?

All My Wife Wanted For Valentine's Day Was A Little Card - American Express.

My Son Asked For Very Little - A Kickstand, With A Motorcycle Attached.

He Was Such A Bad Writer, They Revoked His Poetic License.