Your Marriage Is In Trouble If Your

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"

I Live To Laugh, And I Laugh To Live.

My Wife Sent Me A Valentine Card That Said, "take My Heart, Take My Lips, Take My Soul." That's Just Like Her. She Kept The Good Parts For Herself.

Why Are We Honoring This Man? Have We Run Out Of Human Beings?

I Know Why Superman Left Krypton. Earth Was The Only Place Where He Could Get Steriods!