List Of Uncles Quotes

I Think It's Irresponsible When Celebrities Imply They're Doing It All Themselves. My Son Has Aunties And Uncles Around All The Time, And My Husband Is My Hero. He's Really Full-on. I Couldn't Do It Any Other Way.

My Uncle Killed By Sniper In Ww2. We Were Taught Snipers Were Cowards. Will Shoot U In The Back. Snipers Aren't Heroes. And Invaders R Worse.

Valancy Herself Had Never Quite Relinquished A Certain Pitiful, Shamed, Little Hope That Romance Would Come Her Way Yet - Never, Until This Wet, Horrible Morning, When She Wakened To The Fact That She Was Twenty-nine And Unsought By Any Man. Ay, There Lay The Sting. Valancy Did Not Mind So Much Being An Old Maid. After All, She Thought, Being An Old Maid Couldn’t Possibly Be As Dreadful As Being Married To An Uncle Wellignton Or An Uncle Benjamin, Or Even An Uncle Herbert. What Hurt Her Was That She Had Never Had A Chance To Be Anything But An Old Maid.

Uncle Sam Is Not Often Called A Fool In Business Matters, Yet He Has Sold Millions Of Acres Of Timber Land At Two Dollars And A Half An Acre On Which A Single Tree Was Worth More Than A Hundred Dollars. But This Priceless Land Has Been Patented, And Nothing Can Be Done Now About The Crazy Bargain.... A Bad, Black Business From Beginning To End.

My Uncle Who Helped In A Big Part Of Raising Me From When I Was Young, Had Moved From California, And Would Just Tell Me These Legendary Stories Of These Motorcycle Clubs That He Was Around And That He Used To Ride With.

My Parents, Grandparents, Aunts And Uncles Were All Funny, And I Felt That Energy, That Delivery, That Timing, That Sarcasm. All That Stuff Seeped Into My Brain.

Oooh, If You Have Never Been To Alaska, Go There While It Is Still Wild. My Favorite Uncle Asked Me If I Wanted To Go There, Uncle Sam. He Said If You Don't Go, You're Going To Jail. That Is How Uncle Sam Asks You.

Uncle Scrooge Preferred To Let The Poor Die "and Decrease The Surplus Population." Scrooge May Not Have Had God On His Side, But His Arithmetic Was Impeccable.

My Uncle Is From Argentina, So I Grew Up Hearing Spanish. My Spanish Isn't Very Good, But My Pronunciation Isn't Terrible.

I Don't Have Many Actors In My Family, But I Do Have A Great Uncle That Is A Film-maker In Philadelphia, And My Great-great-grandparents Were Flamenco Dancers In The 30's In New York, They Were Spanish Dancers.

My Uncle And My Grandfather Both Worked In The Brooklyn Navy Yard.

I Don't See How It Could Possibly Be Made Into A Movie Unless The Entire Book Was Scrapped And Shirley Temple Cast As 'bonnie,' Mae West As 'belle,' And Stepin Fetchit As 'uncle Peter.'