A Good Wife Always Forgives Her Husband

I Live To Laugh, And I Laugh To Live.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine In The World.

Talk About Cheap - On Christmas Eve, My Neighbour Shoots Off Three Blanks And Tells His Kids Santa Claus Just Committed Suicide.

I Bought A Christmas Tree For Twenty Dollars. When I Came Home The Next Day, My Wife Was Wearing It In Her Hair.

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.