A Good Wife Always Forgives Her Husband

Valentine's Day Is The Day When You Remember That Cupid Was A Lousy Shot.

I Just Read About A Schoolteacher Who Got Hurt. She Was Grading Papers On A Curve!

Laughter Is An Instant Vacation.

I'd Rather Be A Could-be If I Cannot Be An Are; Because A Could-be Is A Maybe Who Is Reaching For A Star. I'd Rather Be A Has-been Than A Might-have-been, By Far; For A Might Have-been Has Never Been, But A Has Was Once An Are.

I Wanted To Get The Guy Who Works Next To Me In The Office Something He Really Wants, But How Do You Wrap Up A Saloon?