A Good Wife Always Forgives Her Husband

Remember When You Had Your Face Lifted... And The Guy Brought It Back.

At The Christmas Party, The Secretary With The Long Red Hair Ate Three Pickles, And Four Salesmen Panicked.

I Like To Do Things For My Wife On Valentine's Day. I Open The Door For Her When She Puts Laundry In The Washing Machine.

My Wife And I Were Shopping For The Whole Family. In The Music Department My Wife Said, "let's Get Your Nephew A Set Of Drums. That's What Your Brother Did To Us Last Year."

My Brother Applied For Work, But Was Told By The Company That It Had More Employees Than It Needed. My Brother Said, "don't Worry. The Little Bit Of Work I Do Won't Be Noticed !!!"