A Good Wife Always Forgives Her Husband

I Can't Tell You His Age, But When He Was Born The Wonder Drug Was Mercurochrome.

The Only Thing That Can Break A Piece Of Valentine Candy Is Another Piece Of Valentine Candy.

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.

We Owe A Lot To Thomas Edison - If It Wasn't For Him, We'd Be Watching Television By Candlelight.

Marriage Is One Of The Few Institutions That Allow A Man To Do As His Wife Pleases.