A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend

I'm At An Age Where I Think More About Food Than I Do About Sex. Last Week I Put A Mirror Over My Dining Room Table.

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.

A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend 7 Nights In Hawaii No Days Just Nights.

She Failed Her Drivers Test. She Couldn't Get Used To The Front Seat. It Took Her Four Lessons To Learn To Sit Up.

I Don't Get No Respect