Comedy Is A Camouflage For Depression.

With Sex My Wife Thinks Twice Before She Turns Me Down. Yeah, Once In The Morning And Once At Night.

To Give You An Idea How Well I Was Doing At The Time I Quit, I Was The Only One Who Knew I Quit.

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My Mother Would Show Him A Picture Of Me.