I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness

Everyone Gets Their Rough Day. No One Gets A Free Ride. Today So Far, I Had A Good Day. I Got A Dial Tone.

I Tell Ya, It's Tough To Save A Buck. Right Now I'm Supporting Two Fighters. My Wife And Her Mother.

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

You Know You're Ugly When You Go To The Proctologist And He Sticks His Finger In Your Mouth.

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.