I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness

When We Got Married My Wife Told Me I Was One In A Million. I Found Out She Was Right.

I Told My Wife The Truth. I Told Her I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist. Then She Told Me The Truth: That She Was Seeing A Psychiatrist, Two Plumbers, And A Bartender.

Getting Older Is Tough. I Remember The Last Time I Felt An Erection. It Was At The Movies. The Only Trouble Is, It Belonged To The Guy Sitting Next To Me.

My Wife Wants Sex In The Back Of The Car And She Wants Me To Drive.

In High School, When I Played Football I Got No Respect. I Shared A Locker With A Mop.