I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness

I'm Getting So Old My Insurance Company Sends Me 1/2 A Calendar!

People Say Fish Is Good For A Diet. But Fish Should Never Be Cooked In Butter. Fish Should Be Cooked In Its Natural Oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .

I Took My Son To Coney Island, I Said "wanna Go In The Crazy House?", He Said "save Your Money We'll Be Home Soon"!

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.