Happiness, At My Age, Is Breathing

I’m Never Without A Bandage.

The Fashion Magazines Are Suggesting That Women Wear Clothes That Are 'age Appropriate.' For Me That Would Be A Shroud.

I Think Any Celebrity That Adopts A Child From A Third World Country Is A Fool.

What I Love About Jewelry Is You Can Change It For Something Else Without Surgery.

The Psychic Scars Caused By Believing That You Are Ugly Leave A Permanent Mark On Your Personality.