Happiness, At My Age, Is Breathing

There's Always An Adjective Before My Name, And It's Never A Nice One.

It's Been So Long Since I Made Love, I Can't Even Remember Who Gets Tied Up.

Welcome To My World! I've Been Through It All, And I Often Pinch Myself To Believe My Luck. I Design Jewlery, Create Cosmetics, Perform Comedy, Act, Lecture, Write Books, Travel, Have A Fabulous Daughter, And A Phenomenal Grandson-and I Feel I'm The Luckiest Woman On The Planet.

Our Natures Are A Lot Like Oil, Mix Us With Anything Else, And We Strive To Swim On Top.

I Wish I Had A Twin, So I Could Know What I'd Look Like Without Plastic Surgery.