Happiness, At My Age, Is Breathing

I Hate Housework! You Make The Beds, You Do The Dishes And Six Months Later You Have To Start All Over Again.

Everyone Takes Fashion So Seriously! It's Fashion - Enjoy It!

I'm Sure Some Of You Are Wondering Whether My Breasts Are Real. Let Me Just Explain To You. This One Is, This One Isn't.

To The Pessimist The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is Another Train.

You Know Why I Feel Older? I Went To Buy Sexy Underwear And They Automatically Gift Wrapped It.