To The Pessimist The Light At The

I Was Getting Dressed And A Peeping Tom Looked In The Window, Took A Look And Pulled Down The Shade.

Happiness, At My Age, Is Breathing

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.

Looking 50 Is Great, If You're 60.

Comedy Exists To Laugh At Things That Aren't Laughable. But Isn't It? That's What Separates Us From The Animals. We Laugh.