To The Pessimist The Light At The

Don't Talk To Me About Gravity. When I Get Out Of Bed In The Morning, I Have To Be Careful Not To Step On My Breasts.

My Sex Life Has Gone From Bad To Pathetic. My G Spot Stands For Godforsaken.

I Think Actual Death Will Be A Lot Easier Than Dying On Stage. Cause - You Know - If You Do [actual Death] Right, You Can Go Looking Good. Maybe With A Little Quip [like]: 'i Loved Everybody.' But Dying On Stage...oh, God!

I Think I'm In A Business Where You Have To Look Good, And It's Totally Youth-oriented.

Bo Derek Turned Down The Role Of Helen Keller Because She Couldn't Remember The Lines.