To The Pessimist The Light At The

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It...everyone Gets So Upset About The Wrong Things.

The Fun Of Working On The Road Means Stealing From Hotels. I've Been Doing It For So Long, I Have A Set Of Towels From The Ark.

I Enjoy Life When Things Are Happening. I Don't Care If It's Good Things Or Bad Things. That Means You're Alive.

Your Proudest Moment Is To Watch Your Egg Not Just Function, But To Achieve On Her Own.