You Know Why I Feel Older? I

Comedy Is A Very Rough Beat. It's No Holds Barred, As It Should Be.

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny. And When You're Very, Very Happy, You're Not Very Funny. You're Just Happy. I'd Rather Be Damaged And Funny.

Keep Moving. It's Hard For Old Age To Hit A Moving Target.

Age - It's The One Mountain You Can't Overcome.

The Fun Of Working On The Road Means Stealing From Hotels. I've Been Doing It For So Long, I Have A Set Of Towels From The Ark.