I'm Sure Some Of You Are Wondering

The Palestinians Cannot Throw Rockets And Expect People Not To Defend Themselves

Run Scared ... And They Never Catch You.

There Are Many Self-help Books By Ph.d.s, But I Hold A Different Degree: An I.b.t.i.a.-i've Been Through It All. This Degree Comes Not On Parchment But Gauze, And It Entitles Me To Tell You That There Is A Way To Get Through Any Misfortune.

I Was Born In 1962, And The Room Next To Me Was 1963.

We Don't Apologize For A Joke. We Are Comics. We Are Here To Make You Laugh. If You Don't Get It, Then Don't Watch Us.