Everyone Takes Fashion So Seriously! It's Fashion

My Sex Life Has Gone From Bad To Pathetic. My G Spot Stands For Godforsaken.

When A Man Has A Birthday, He Takes A Day Off. When A Woman Has A Birthday, She Takes At Least Three Years Off.

I Lived To Be On Stage, And I'm Terrified. Terrified Before Every Show.

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My Daughter Refuses To Call Me Mother In Public; My Little Grandson Calls Me Spongeslob Squarebottom, And Nobody Else Ever Calls Me At All.