I Hate Housework! You Make The Beds,

Because I'm The Only Performer Who Comes Out And Says I've Had Plastic Surgery, I've Become The Plastic Surgery Poster Girl, Which Is Hilarious, Because Everybody Has Done It And They All Deny It. They Stand There, Like The Bride Of Frankenstein, They've All Got Stitches, And They All Say, 'i've Done Nothing.' I Talk About It.

I Got A Waterbed, But My Husband Stocked It With Trout.

I Have A Million Dollar Figure ... But It's All Loose Change.

My Parents Hated Me. All I Ever Heard Was, "why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia? Why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia?" Shelia Had Died At Birth.

You’re Going To Get What I Think Is The Truth, And It’s Going To Be Raw.