I Hate Housework! You Make The Beds,

I Was Just Reading About The New Lindsay Lohan Diet, Which Is All Liquid. 80 Proof.

My Body Is A Temple, And My Temple Needs Redecorating.

The Fun Of Working On The Road Means Stealing From Hotels. I've Been Doing It For So Long, I Have A Set Of Towels From The Ark.

I Was So Ugly That My Parents Sent My Picture To 'ripley's Believe It Or Not' - They Sent It Back And Said, "we Don't Believe It."

The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which Is Never Found.