Flint Must Be An Extremely Wealthy Town:

The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With A Cold.

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

I Don't Mind Going Back To Daylight Saving Time. With Inflation, The Hour Will Be The Only Thing I've Saved All Year.

In My Youth, I Wanted To Be A Great Pantomimist -- But I Found I Had Nothing To Say.

I Learned To Play The Piano On My Mother's Knee - That Was Before We Got A Piano.