Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot.

I Wish To Thank My Parents For Making It All Possible? And I Wish To Thank My Children For Making It Necessary.

I Know [canned Music] Makes Chickens Lay More Eggs And Factory Workers Produce More. But How Much More Can They Get Out Of You On An Elevator?

You Want Something By Bach? Which One, Johann Sebastian Or Jacques Offen?

The Conductor Is A Peculiar Person. He Turns His Back On His Friends In The Audience, Shakes A Stick At His Players In The Orchestra, And Then Wonders Why Nobody Loves Him.

They Say That Nero Started The Fire Himself Because He Needed A Suitable Backdrop For His Concert.