Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot.

He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.

Clarinets, Like Lawyers, Have Cases, Mouthpieces, And They Need A Constant Supply Of Hot Air In Order To Function.

My Father Invented A Cure For Which There Was No Disease And Unfortunately My Mother Caught It And Died Of It.

...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.