Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot.

I Only Know Two Pieces; One Is 'clair De Lune' And The Other One Isn't.

What Is The Difference Between A Nazi And A Dog?the Nazi Lifts His Arm.

In My Dreams Of Heaven, I Always See The Great Masters Gathered In A Huge Hall In Which They All Reside. Only Mozart Has His Own Suite.

The Conductor Is A Peculiar Person. He Turns His Back On His Friends In The Audience, Shakes A Stick At His Players In The Orchestra, And Then Wonders Why Nobody Loves Him.

It (the Double-clarinet In India) Was Primarily Used For Snake Charming, Since The Snake Would Do Almost Anything To Get The Indians To Stop Playing It.