Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot.

You Want Something By Bach? Which One, Johann Sebastian Or Jacques Offen?

The First Piano Was Built Long After They Didn't Have Any At All.

I Wish To Thank My Parents For Making It All Possible? And I Wish To Thank My Children For Making It Necessary.

In My Youth, I Wanted To Be A Great Pantomimist -- But I Found I Had Nothing To Say.

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.