Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot.

I Learned To Play The Piano On My Mother's Knee - That Was Before We Got A Piano.

Humor Is Something That Thrives Between Man's Aspirations And His Limitations. There Is More Logic In Humor Than In Anything Else. Because, You See, Humor Is Truth.

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.

I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just Not Used To It.

I Know [canned Music] Makes Chickens Lay More Eggs And Factory Workers Produce More. But How Much More Can They Get Out Of You On An Elevator?