Laughter Is The Closest Distance Between Two

My Father Invented A Cure For Which There Was No Disease And Unfortunately My Mother Caught It And Died Of It.

...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.

The Conductor Is A Peculiar Person. He Turns His Back On His Friends In The Audience, Shakes A Stick At His Players In The Orchestra, And Then Wonders Why Nobody Loves Him.