Laughter Is The Closest Distance Between Two

They Say That Nero Started The Fire Himself Because He Needed A Suitable Backdrop For His Concert.

There Are Three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian And Offen.

The Difference Between A Violin And A Viola Is That A Viola Burns Longer.

The Conductor Is A Peculiar Person. He Turns His Back On His Friends In The Audience, Shakes A Stick At His Players In The Orchestra, And Then Wonders Why Nobody Loves Him.

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.