How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep

One Afternoon, When I Was Four Years Old, My Father Came Home, And He Found Me In The Living Room In Front Of A Roaring Fire, Which Made Him Very Angry. Because We Didn't Have A Fireplace.

Clarinets, Like Lawyers, Have Cases, Mouthpieces, And They Need A Constant Supply Of Hot Air In Order To Function.

A Smile Is A Curve Which Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.

What Soap Is To The Body, Laughter Is To The Soul. Laughter Is The Shortest Distance Between Two People.

Flint Must Be An Extremely Wealthy Town: I See That Each Of You Bought Two Or Three Seats.