Santa Claus Has The Right Idea -

Always Remember To Forget The Things That Made You Sad, But Never Forget To Remember The Things That Made You Glad.

The Elephant Smoked Too Much.(explaining Why The Keys Of His Piano Were So Yellow)

Mendelssohn Never Wrote Any Water Music. However, He Wrote The Scotch Symphony, Which Is Even Better, Or At Least Stronger.

There Are Three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian And Offen.

When An Opera Star Sings Her Head Off? She Usually Improves Her Appearance.