Santa Claus Has The Right Idea -

When An Opera Star Sings Her Head Off? She Usually Improves Her Appearance.

One Afternoon, When I Was Four Years Old, My Father Came Home, And He Found Me In The Living Room In Front Of A Roaring Fire, Which Made Him Very Angry. Because We Didn't Have A Fireplace.

There Is A Bit Of Hans Christian Andersen In Every Dane.

I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just Not Used To It.

Occasionally, A Finger Comes Up To Wipe A Tear [of Laughter] From The Eye... And That's My Reward... The Rest Goes To The Government.