Santa Claus Has The Right Idea -

A Smile Is A Curve Which Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.

My Father Invented A Cure For Which There Was No Disease And Unfortunately My Mother Caught It And Died Of It.

I Only Know Two Pieces; One Is 'clair De Lune' And The Other One Isn't.

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.

The Conductor Is A Peculiar Person. He Turns His Back On His Friends In The Audience, Shakes A Stick At His Players In The Orchestra, And Then Wonders Why Nobody Loves Him.