Santa Claus Has The Right Idea -

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.

You Want Something By Bach? Which One, Johann Sebastian Or Jacques Offen?

They Say That Nero Started The Fire Himself Because He Needed A Suitable Backdrop For His Concert.

A Smile Is A Curve Which Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.

In My Dreams Of Heaven, I Always See The Great Masters Gathered In A Huge Hall In Which They All Reside. Only Mozart Has His Own Suite.