Santa Claus Has The Right Idea -

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.

And Now, In Honour Of The 150th Anniversary Of Beethoven's Death, I Would Like To Play 'clear The Saloon', Er, 'clair De Lune', By Debussy. I Don't Play Beethoven So Well, But I Play Debussy Very Badly, And Beethoven Would Have Liked That.

When An Opera Star Sings Her Head Off? She Usually Improves Her Appearance.

That's Why I've Never Thought Of Retiring Because I Do It All The Time Whether On The Stage Or Off. I Found That In A Precarious Situation, A Smile Is The Shortest Distance Between People. When One Needs To Reach Out For Sympathy Or A Link With People, What Better Way Is There?

What Soap Is To The Body, Laughter Is To The Soul. Laughter Is The Shortest Distance Between Two People.