I Don't Mind Going Back To Daylight

Always Remember To Forget The Things That Made You Sad, But Never Forget To Remember The Things That Made You Glad.

(referring To The Piano's Natural Shape) Isn't It A Shame When Those Big Fat Opera Singers Lean Against The Pianos And Bend Them?

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

That's Why I've Never Thought Of Retiring Because I Do It All The Time Whether On The Stage Or Off. I Found That In A Precarious Situation, A Smile Is The Shortest Distance Between People. When One Needs To Reach Out For Sympathy Or A Link With People, What Better Way Is There?

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.