Comedians Are A Much Rarer And Far

Two Women At A Resort Discussed Dinner: "the Food Here Is Lousy," The First Noted. "you're Right! And Such Small Portions!!" The Second Added

Wives Are People Who Feel They Don't Dance Enough.

Was That You Or The Duck?

Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had A Horse.

The First Thing Which I Can Record Concerning Myself Is, That I Was Born. These Are Wonderful Words. This Life, To Which Neither Time Nor Eternity Can Bring Diminution - This Everlasting Living Soul, Began. My Mind Loses Itself In These Depths.