Next Time I See You, Remind Me

I've Been Looking For A Girl Like You - Not You, But A Girl Like You.

Remember, The Grass Is Always Greener Where You Don't Happen To Be The Neighbor.

I Don’t Have A Photograph, But You Can Have My Footprints. They’re Upstairs In My Socks.

I Came Here For A Party And What Do I Get? Nothing. Not Even Ice Cream.

All People Are Born Alike - Except Republicans And Democrats.