All Geniuses Die Young.

Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

Tv Is The Rat Race Of The Century.

A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six Inches Of Lead.

Today's Father Day And We're Giving You A Tie, It's Not Much You Know, It's Just Our Way Of Showing You, You're A Regular Guy.

I Remember The First Time I Had Sex - I Kept The Receipt.