All Geniuses Die Young.

My Favourite Poem Is The One That Starts 'thirty Days Hath September' Because It Actually Tells You Something.

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend.

Budget: A Way Of Going Broke Methodically

Hey, When I Said Work Fast, I Didn't Mean Your Friend, I Meant The Maid.