All Geniuses Die Young.

In America You Can Go On The Air And Kid The Politicians, And The Politicians Can Go On The Air And Kid The People.

[mrs. Teasdale]: He's Had A Change Of Heart. [groucho]: A Lot Of Good That'll Do Him. He's Still Got The Same Face.

A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He Works Twice As Fast.

I'd Like To Meet The Person Who Invented Sex And See What They're Working On Now.

All Geniuses Die Young.