Budget: A Way Of Going Broke Methodically

If We Had Some Eggs We Could Have Eggs And Ham, If We Had Some Ham.

I Think That The Peeps Or Peppies Or Pipes Diaries Would Be Much More Popular Had There Been A Universal Pronuncation Of His Name.

Middle Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Feel Better In The Morning. Old Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Wake Up In The Morning.

I Don't Want To Join The Kind Of A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.

Military Justice Is To Justice What Military Music Is To Music.