A Woman Is An Occasional Pleasure But

You Get A Canoe Later And I'll Paddle You.

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

Politics Doesn't Make Strange Bedfellows - Marriage Does.

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"

How Much Would You Want To Stand At The Wrong End Of A Shooting Gallery?