A Woman Is An Occasional Pleasure But

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"

I Don't Want To Join The Kind Of A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.

Do You Suppose I Could Buy Back My Introduction To You?

Madam, You're Making History, In Fact, You're Making Me, And I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself

I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.