A Woman Is An Occasional Pleasure But

If It Gets Any Hotter In Here I Could Use A Big Fan.

Firefly: Where Is Your Husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, He's Dead. Firefly: I'll Bet He's Just Using That As An Excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I Was With Him To The Very End. Firefly: Hmmph. No Wonder He Passed Away. Mrs. Teasdale: I Held Him In My Arms And Kissed Him. Firefly: Oh I See. Then, It Was Murder.

No Man Goes Before His Time - Unless The Boss Leaves Early.

A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He Works Twice As Fast.

Who Are You Going To Believe, Me Or Your Own Eyes?