Best Eggs Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

The Egg Cackles And Lays The Chicken.

You Can't Unscramble Eggs.

I Did Throw A Lot Of Eggs Into One Basket, As You Do In Your Teenage Years - 'i Am Buying These Records, I Am Wearing This'. I Did Quite A Bit Of That. You Have To Do It, Wear Your Stupid Shoes, Wear Your Stupid Hair.

Eggs! They're Not A Food, They Belong In No Group! They're Just Farts Clothed In Substance!

There Are Two Kinds Of Cloning Right Now. One Is Therapeutic Cloning Which Is For Coming Up With Cures For Life Threatening, Really, Really Awful Diseases. Then There Is Reproductive Cloning, Which Is To Make A Human Being Out Of Your Dna And A Donor Egg

I Don't Cook Very Well At All. I'm The Girl That Can't Make Scrambled Eggs.

My Biggest Faults Is That The Faults I Was Born With Grow Bigger Each Year. It's Like I Was Raising Chickens Inside Me. The Chickens Lay Eggs And The Eggs Hatch Into Other Chickens, Which Then Lay Eggs. Is This Any Way To Live A Life? What With All These Faults I've Got Going, I Have To Wonder. Sure, I Get By. But In The End, That's Not The Question, Is It?

"between A High, Solid Wall And An Egg That Breaks Against It, I Will Always Stand On The Side Of The Egg." Yes, No Matter How Right The Wall May Be And How Wrong The Egg, I Will Stand With The Egg. Someone Else Will Have To Decide What Is Right And What Is Wrong; Perhaps Time Or History Will Decide. If There Were A Novelist Who, For Whatever Reason, Wrote Works Standing With The Wall, Of What Value Would Such Works Be?

What If People Really Did That - Sent Their Love Through The Mail To Get Rid Of It? What Would It Be That They Sent? A Box Of Chocolates With Centers Like The Yolks Of Turkey Eggs. A Mud Doll With Hollow Eye Sockets. A Heap Of Roses Slightly More Fragrant Than Rotten. A Package Wrapped In Bloody Newspaper That Nobody Would Want To Open.

By Putting Business Before Every Other Manifestation Of Life, Our Mechanical And Financial Civilization Has Forgotten The Chief Business Of Life: Namely, Growth, Reproduction, Development. It Pays Infinite Attention To The Incubator-and It Forgets The Egg!

Soaking The Rich Would Not Only Be Profoundly Immoral, It Would Drastically Penalize The Very Virtues: Thrift, Business Foresight, And Investment, That Have Brought About Our Remarkable Standard Of Living. It Would Truly Be Killing The Goose That Lays The Golden Eggs.

Breakfast Is My Favorite Meal. I Cook A Big One For Everyone - Bacon And Eggs. I Own A Lot Of Eggcups.