An Adult Western Is Where The Hero

I Gave My Wife A Twenty-five-dollar Gift Certificate. She Used It As A Down Payment On A Mink Coat.

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.

I Made A Terrible Mistake Last Christmas. My Wife Made Me Swear That I Wouldn't Give Her A Fancy Gift. And I Didn't.

The Problem With Life Is, By The Time You Can Read Women Like A Book, Your Library Card Has Expired.

My Wife And I Were Shopping For The Whole Family. In The Music Department My Wife Said, "let's Get Your Nephew A Set Of Drums. That's What Your Brother Did To Us Last Year."