There Are A Lot Of Things Money

She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.

I Bought A Christmas Tree For Twenty Dollars. When I Came Home The Next Day, My Wife Was Wearing It In Her Hair.

In The Suburbs It's Hard To Buy Your Christmas Gifts Early In The Year. You Never Know Who Your Friends Will Be In December.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness. It Just Helps You Look For It In More Places.

My Wife Is A Real Puritan. She Thinks Licking The Stamp On The Envelope Of A Valentine Is Foreplay.