I Know Why Superman Left Krypton. Earth

My Wife And I Have A Perfect Understanding. I Don't Try To Run Her Life, And I Don't Try To Run Mine.

I Don't Mind Personal Insults, But When You Insult The Jokes That I Tell You're Insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns And Allen, Trevor Mcgee And Molly Picon.

I Was In A Department Store And I Saw A Weird-looking Gadget. I Asked The Young Saleslady What It Was. She Answered, "it Doesn't Do Anything. It's Just A Christmas Gift."

I Bought An Ideal Gift For My Mother-in-law - A Battery-operated Mouth.

I Really Doubt Whether Evolution Ever Works, How Then Come Mothers Have Only Two Hands