She Wanted An Italian Sports Car -

My Brother Applied For Work, But Was Told By The Company That It Had More Employees Than It Needed. My Brother Said, "don't Worry. The Little Bit Of Work I Do Won't Be Noticed !!!"

I Know Why Superman Left Krypton. Earth Was The Only Place Where He Could Get Steriods!

We Owe A Lot To Thomas Edison - If It Wasn't For Him, We'd Be Watching Television By Candlelight.

My Sister-in-law Found A Real Surprise In Her Stockings - My Brother.

I Don't Date Women My Age. There Aren't Any.