She Wanted An Italian Sports Car -

This Is How It Is Today: The Teachers Are Afraid Of The Principals. The Principals Are Afraid Of The Superintendents. The Superintendents Are Afraid Of The Board Of Education. The Board Is Afraid Of The Parents. The Parents Are Afraid Of The Children. The Children Are Afraid Of Nothing!

My Son Asked For Very Little - A Kickstand, With A Motorcycle Attached.

My Son Really Has The Spirit Of Valentine's Day. When He Was In College, He Used To Send His Mother A Heart-shaped Box Of Laundry.

My Wife Wants Something Foreign For Christmas - Like A Mexican Divorce.

Los Angeles Is The Home Of The Three Little White Lies: "the Ferrari Is Paid For," "the Mortgage Is Assumable," And "it's Just A Cold Sore!