She Wanted An Italian Sports Car -

At The Christmas Party, The Secretary With The Long Red Hair Ate Three Pickles, And Four Salesmen Panicked.

Laughter Is An Instant Vacation.

I Don't Date Women My Age. There Aren't Any.

My Brother Applied For Work, But Was Told By The Company That It Had More Employees Than It Needed. My Brother Said, "don't Worry. The Little Bit Of Work I Do Won't Be Noticed !!!"

I Just Filled Out My Income Tax Forms. Who Says You Can't Get Killed By A Blank?