She Wanted An Italian Sports Car -

Sex At Eighty-four Is Terrific, Especially The One In The Winter.

Marriage Is One Of The Few Institutions That Allow A Man To Do As His Wife Pleases.

I Just Bought A Great Gift For My Boss - A Leaky Ant Farm.

Committee - A Group Of Men Who Keep Minutes And Waste Hours.

My Brother Applied For Work, But Was Told By The Company That It Had More Employees Than It Needed. My Brother Said, "don't Worry. The Little Bit Of Work I Do Won't Be Noticed !!!"