List of Sam Kinison Quotes

I Have Lived A Carnal Life.

I Want To Show People That There's A Side Of Myself Other Than Just The Outrageous Comedian.

I Don't Deny My Life-style Is Occasionally Pretty Wild.

John Goodman Isn't Fat. He's In A Category Beyond Fat. What Does One Call It? Whalelike.

Jim Bakker. He's Lost Everything, He's Ruined. And The Worst Thing Of All He Still Has To Wake Up To Her!

I Got Divorced, Which Was Not A Good Thing For A Revivalist Minister. It Did Not Go Down Well. I'd Already Been Banned From A Couple Churches For My Jokes. So One Day I Woke Up And Decided It Was Time To Start Living For Myself.

I'm Responsible. I Even Did A Commercial For Mtv Saying How I Was Going To Register To Vote. And I Still Haven't.

What Am I Responsible For? Who Am I Responsible To? Everybody? How Come When Archie Bunker Nailed Everybody, It Was Funny - But When I Do It, It's Not?

What Happened? Satan Was Busy?

I'd Rather Entertain People Than Offend Them.

So Many Of These Comics Are Just Frustrated Singers Or Actors - They Want To Get A Gig Doing A Sitcom. It's Paint-by-the-numbers Comedy, Lame Joke-telling. They're Drawn To It As A Career Move.

If I've Learned One Thing, It's 'don't Tell The Truth.' Lies Keep You Together.