Best Couple Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

I Have No Intention Of Uttering My Last Words On The Stage. Room Service And A Couple Of Depraved Young Women Will Do Me Quite Nicely For An Exit.

When A Couple Decides To Divorce, They Should Inform Both Sets Of Parents Before Having A Party And Telling All Their Friends. This Is Not Only Courteous But Practical. Parents May Be Very Willing To Pitch In With Comments, Criticism, And Malicious Gossip Of Their Own To Help The Divorce Along.

Walt Is Dead. And, After A Couple Of Hours At Epcot, You'll Wish You Were, Too.

Over The Last Couple Of Years, I've Really Worked Toward Balancing My Life Out More, Having A Little Bit More Time With Friends, Family And My Boyfriend. There Was A Period Of Time When They Were Way Down The List. It Was All About Music And Touring And If Everything Fell By The Wayside, So Be It.

I Think More And More People Want To Live Alone. You Can Be A Couple Without Being In Each Other's Pockets. I Don't See Why You Have To Share The Same Bathroom.

I Had Worked On Dogs For A Couple Of Years Developing A Renal Transplant Operation. We Had Dogs Running Around With Kidneys We Had Transplanted Back Into Themselves.

I Lost My Phone And I Just Really Didn't Look For It. It Was The Nicest Feeling, Like Six Weeks. ... A Couple Of Times I Needed To Use A Telephone, And I Was Always Able To Touch Someone That Had A Telephone And Say, "hey, Can I Use Your Phone? May I Please?" And They'd Say, "sure." And That Was It! So It Was Ok, It Was A Real Vacation. I Took A Real Vacation From Myself.

The Only Good Thing About Fame That I've Gotten Is I've Gotten Out Of A Couple Of Speeding Tickets. I've Gotten Into A Restaurant When I Didn't Have A Suit And Tie On. That's Really About It.

I've Retired A Couple Of Times. It's Great, Because You Can Just Say, 'oh, I'm Sorry. I'm Retired.'

There's Only A Couple Times When Fame Is Ever Helpful. Sometimes You Can Get Into A Restaurant Where The Kitchen Is Just Closing. Sometimes You Can Avoid A Traffic Violation. But The Only Time It Really Matters Is In The Emergency Room With Your Kids. That's When You Want To Be Noticed, Because It's Very Easy To Get Forgotten In An Er.

Its Christmas Eve! Its The One Night Of The Year When We All Act A Little Nicer, We Smile A Little Easier, We Cheer A Little More. For A Couple Of Hours Out Of The Whole Year, We Are The People That We Always Hoped We Would Be.

I Bought A Ferrari...and Then Sold It After A Couple Of Months.