I Don't Deny My Life-style Is Occasionally

Everything Can Be Satirized.

Stand-up Comedy Is An Art Form And It Dies Unless You Expand It.

I'd Rather Entertain People Than Offend Them.

There's No Happy Ending To Cocaine. You Either Die, You Go To Jail, Or Else You Run Out.

My View Of Life Is, 'if You're Going To Miss Heaven, Why Miss It By Two Inches? Miss It!