What Happened? Satan Was Busy?

It Was Great To Be The Rock Comic, The Shock Comic. But After You've Played Giants Stadium With Bon Jovi In Front Of 82,000 People, After You've Done The 'wild Thing' Video With Jessica Hahn And Every Rock Band From Hell, You're Not Gonna Top That.

Well, Life Was Tough, But At Least I Was Able To Live It Out And I Was Able To Face Death And Not Be Afraid.

In The 1990s, It's Ok To Do Comedy About The Chernobyl Disaster Or The Space Shuttle Blowing Up. It's Acceptable To Ridicule The Pope Or The President Of The United States, But God Forbid You Do A Joke... About Gays. The Gay Community Is The Last Sacred Cow In This Society.

Rock Against Drugs, What A Name. Somebody Was High When They Came Up With That Title. It's Like Christians Against Christ. Rock Created Drugs.

Jesus Is Still Up In Heaven, Thumbing Through His Bible, Going 'where Did I Say Build A Water Slide?'