What Happened? Satan Was Busy?

I Guess My Main Influences Are Jesus, Rock N Roll And Ex-wives. In That Order.

I Have Lived A Carnal Life. My View Of Life Is 'if You're Going To Miss Heaven, Why Miss It By Two Inches? Miss It!' I Don't Have To Go Through The Thing Of Paying For It In The Next Life. I Know I'm Screwed In The Next Life.

Lick The Alphabet. It Makes You Appear Creative, It's An Easy Diagram To Remember, It's Like "aaaaa.... Beeeee.... Ceeee.

So Many Of These Comics Are Just Frustrated Singers Or Actors - They Want To Get A Gig Doing A Sitcom. It's Paint-by-the-numbers Comedy, Lame Joke-telling. They're Drawn To It As A Career Move.

Not That I Want To Put The Entire Rap Music Style Down - I Just Don't Like It. And I Know Somewhere There's Gotta Be Another Guy Like That. There's Gotta Be A Guy Just Like That - Just Like Me. There's Gotta Be Somebody, Somewhere... Maybe, Maybe An Assassin Type.