John Goodman Isn't Fat. He's In A

It Occurred To Me That There Wouldn't Be World Hunger, If You People Would Move Where The Food Is!!!

What Am I Responsible For? Who Am I Responsible To? Everybody? How Come When Archie Bunker Nailed Everybody, It Was Funny - But When I Do It, It's Not?

How Does A Guy Look At Another Guy's Hairy Ass, And Find Love?

If I've Learned One Thing, It's 'don't Tell The Truth.' Lies Keep You Together.

Well, Life Was Tough, But At Least I Was Able To Live It Out And I Was Able To Face Death And Not Be Afraid.