I Have Lived A Carnal Life.

I Got Divorced, Which Was Not A Good Thing For A Revivalist Minister. It Did Not Go Down Well. I'd Already Been Banned From A Couple Churches For My Jokes. So One Day I Woke Up And Decided It Was Time To Start Living For Myself.

Real Comedy Doesn't Just Make People Laugh And Think, But Makes Them Laugh And Change.

Jim Bakker. He's Lost Everything, He's Ruined. And The Worst Thing Of All He Still Has To Wake Up To Her!

John Goodman Isn't Fat. He's In A Category Beyond Fat. What Does One Call It? Whalelike.

You Know What The Problem Is With World Hunger? We've Been Sending Them Food.