I Have Lived A Carnal Life.

Stand-up Comedy Is An Art Form And It Dies Unless You Expand It.

There's No Happy Ending To Cocaine. You Either Die, You Go To Jail, Or Else You Run Out.

Folks, I've Been Straight For Seventeen Days... Not All In A Row.

What Happened? Satan Was Busy?

I Called A Detox Center - Just To See How Much It Would Cost: $13,000 For Three Weeks! My Friends, If You Can Come Up With Thirteen Grand, You Don't Have A Problem Yet.