Kinky Friedman Quotes

This Is Called "spiritual Lifting." It's Not Heavy Lifting. The Governor Of Texas Should Not Be Confused With Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's A Powerful Position. The Governor Of Texas Can't Do Any Heavy Lifting Really. It's Not That Powerful A Position.

I'm Also For Gay Marriage, Because I Say They Have Every Right To Be Just As Miserable As The Rest Of Us. Love Is Bigger Than Government. And Texas, By The Way, Has A Very Progressive Law About Gay Couples Adopting Kids. We Just Won't Let Them Get Married. So That's Not Common Sense.

We're Going To Make That Lone Star Shine Again.

My Goal As A Young Man, To Be Fat, Famous And Financially Fixed By 50.

Inspiration Thing Is Important, To Teach The Kids That Jfk Is Not An Airport, Rfk's Not A Stadium, Martin Luther King Ain't A Street

I Believe That Voices Like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader Should Be Heard. They Don't Have To Be President. Give 'em A Chance.

I Don't Apologize To People Who Try To Intimidate.

Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was Because He Wasn't On The Test.

Remember, I'm Not Running Against Rick Perry; I'm Running Against Apathy.

Always Beware Of People Offering You One-time Money. That Only Works In An Election Year. How Are You Going To Permanently Pay For Education?

I'll Sign Anything Except Bad Legislation.

He Looked A Shade Too Healthy And Nobody Likes That. Particularly In New York.