My Goal As A Young Man, To

Like Most Of Us, I Determined That I'd Rather Be A Large Part Of The Problem Than A Small Part Of The Solution.

William Bennett Is My Patron Saint, One Of Them. Redd Foxx Is Another.

Most People, Of Course, Spend Their Lives Caring About The Wrong Things. The Worry About South Africa Or Nicaragua. They Spend So Much Time Finding Themselves That They Lose Their Taxicabs. They Don't See That What Kind Of Napkin You Get At A Delicatessen Is A Matter Of Much Significance In The World Today. That's Why They Don't Get Linen.

God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Taking Over The World.

I Don't Think Where People Come From Is That Important. It Doesn't Matter If You Come From Reality Tv. The Question Is Whether You Can Inspire People.