My Goal As A Young Man, To

You Don't Accomplish Much By Swimming With The Mainstream. Hell, A Dead Fish Can Do That.

I'll Keep Us Out Of War With Oklahoma!

Always Beware Of People Offering You One-time Money. That Only Works In An Election Year. How Are You Going To Permanently Pay For Education?

God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Taking Over The World.

When I'm Governor... I'll Be The First Governor With A Listed Telephone Number.