I Don't Apologize To People Who Try

On The Whole I Prefer Cats To Women Because Cats Seldom If Ever Use The Word 'relationship'.

Now I Have A Cat. Well, That's Not Quite Accurate. A Cat And I Have Each Other.

My Definition Of An Artist Is Anyone Who's Ahead Of His Time And Behind On His Rent.

And I Think Musicians Can Better Run This State Than Politicians. And, Hell, Beauticians Can Better Run The State Than Politicians.

Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was Because He Wasn't On The Test.