We're Going To Make That Lone Star

They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He Hadn't Been Nailed Down.

Now I Have A Cat. Well, That's Not Quite Accurate. A Cat And I Have Each Other.

I'm Going To Lower The Drinking Age To Eighteen. If You're Old Enough To Die In Iraq, You're Old Enough To Drink.

I Believe That Voices Like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader Should Be Heard. They Don't Have To Be President. Give 'em A Chance.

On The Whole I Prefer Cats To Women Because Cats Seldom If Ever Use The Word 'relationship'.