We're Going To Make That Lone Star

I'm Not Afraid To Live. I'm Not Afraid To Fail. I'm Not Afraid To Succeed. I'm Not Afraid To Fall In Love. I'm Not Afraid To Be Alone. I'm Just Afraid I Might Have To Stop Talking About Myself For Five Minutes.

All My Adult Life I've Been In The Practice Of Giving Advice To People Who Are Happier Than I Am.

The Child-teacher Relationship Is Crucial.

I've Been In True Love Many Times. I Just Try To Avoid It As Much As Possible. For If There's One Thing I Know About True Love, It Is That Sooner Or Later, It Results In A Hostage Situation.

If You Gotta Kill Two Birds, Might As Well Get Stoned.