We're Going To Make That Lone Star

We're All Worm Bait Waiting To Happen. It's What You Do While You Wait That Matters.

I'm Not Afraid To Live. I'm Not Afraid To Fail. I'm Not Afraid To Succeed. I'm Not Afraid To Fall In Love. I'm Not Afraid To Be Alone. I'm Just Afraid I Might Have To Stop Talking About Myself For Five Minutes.

We're First On Executions. We're 49th In Funding Public Education. We're In A Race With Mississippi For The Bottom, And We're Winning.

Cuban Cigars Is A Big Expense Because I Do Smoke A Lot Of Them, Eight To 12 A Day, So That Would Be Almost As Bad As A Cocaine Habit, A Hundred Bucks A Day.

People May Surprise You With Unexpected Kindness. Dogs Have A Depth Of Loyalty That Often We Seem Unworthy Of. But The Love Of A Cat Is A Blessing, A Privilege In This World.