Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was

Money Can Buy You A Fine Dog, But Only Love Can Make Him Wag His Tail.

And I Think Musicians Can Better Run This State Than Politicians. And, Hell, Beauticians Can Better Run The State Than Politicians.

This Is Called "spiritual Lifting." It's Not Heavy Lifting. The Governor Of Texas Should Not Be Confused With Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's A Powerful Position. The Governor Of Texas Can't Do Any Heavy Lifting Really. It's Not That Powerful A Position.

You Have To Pretend That Your Life Is A Financial Pleasure Even When Your Autographs Are Bouncing.

Always Beware Of People Offering You One-time Money. That Only Works In An Election Year. How Are You Going To Permanently Pay For Education?