Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was

Remember: Y'all Is Singular. All Y'all Is Plural. All Y'all's Is Plural Possessive.

That's The Government. Having Been A Politician And A Musician, I Can Tell You Which One Is A Higher Calling. If Musicians Ran The Country, It Would Be A Much Different Place. We Wouldn't Get A Lot Done In The Mornings, But We'd Work Late.

I've Got A Head Of Hair Better Than Rick Perry; It's Just Not In A Place I Can Show You.

I Am Not Anti-death Penalty, But I'm Damned Sure Anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.

One Thing We Are Sure Of Is There's No One Like Nelson Mandela Out There. That's Too Bad For Us.