Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was

If Raymond Chandler Came From The South, His Name Would Be Ace Atkins.

A Happy Childhood Is The Worst Possible Preparation For Life.

I'm Not Pro-life, And I'm Not Pro-choice. I'm Pro-football.

In Six Days The Lord Created The Heavens And The Earth And All The Wonders Therein. There Are Some Of Us Who Feel That He Might Have Taken Just A Little More Time.

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder.