Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was

I Even Went So Far As To Become A Southern Baptist For A While, Until I Realized That They Didn't Hold 'em Under Long Enough.

If You Gotta Kill Two Birds, Might As Well Get Stoned.

If You Don't Love Jesus-go To Hell!

I Just Want Texas To Be Number One In Something Other Than Executions, Toll Roads And Property Taxes.

The Teachers Are Getting Screwed, Blued, And Tattooed By The System.