Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was

We're All Worm Bait Waiting To Happen. It's What You Do While You Wait That Matters.

You Don't Accomplish Much By Swimming With The Mainstream. Hell, A Dead Fish Can Do That.

If You Gotta Kill Two Birds, Might As Well Get Stoned.

I've Achieved Many Of My Dreams, And I Want To See That Some Others Get A Chance To, Especially Younger Texans.

The Democrats And Republicans Are The Same Guy Admiring Themself In The Mirror.