Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was

And I Think Musicians Can Better Run This State Than Politicians. And, Hell, Beauticians Can Better Run The State Than Politicians.

I Don't See How The People Who Created The Problem Can Fix It. Texas Is Worth Fighting For, And The Best Way To Fight Is To Get The Politicians Out Of Politics.

If You Elect Me The First Jewish Justice Of The Peace, I'll Reduce The Speed Limits To 54.95!

Sleep Came Slower Than A Frigid Woman.

The Only Currency I Value Is The Coin Of The Spirit. That's Very Important In My Life.