I'll Sign Anything Except Bad Legislation.

May The God Of Your Choice Bless You.

I'm Not Afraid To Live. I'm Not Afraid To Fail. I'm Not Afraid To Succeed. I'm Not Afraid To Fall In Love. I'm Not Afraid To Be Alone. I'm Just Afraid I Might Have To Stop Talking About Myself For Five Minutes.

I Was So High, I Needed A Stepladder To Scratch My Own Ass.

How Can You Look At The Texas Legislature And Still Believe In Intelligent Design?

If You Have The Choice Between Humble And Cocky, Go With Cocky. There's Always Time To Be Humble Later, Once You've Been Proven Horrendously, Irrevocably Wrong.