I'll Sign Anything Except Bad Legislation.

Happiness Is A Moving Target.

We've Got To Clear Some Of The Room Out Of The Prisons So We Can Put The Bad Guys In There, Like The Pedophiles And The Politicians.

The Democrats And Republicans Are The Same Guy Admiring Themself In The Mirror.

I Don't Feel Bad About Losing.

You Don't Accomplish Much By Swimming With The Mainstream. Hell, A Dead Fish Can Do That.