Remember, I'm Not Running Against Rick Perry;

I Don't Apologize To People Who Try To Intimidate.

Sleep Came Slower Than A Frigid Woman.

I Suffer From The Curse Of Being Multi-talented. There's No Doubt About It. Politics And Literature Have Gotten In The Way Of Songwriting.

I Came From An Upper-middle Class Home, Which Is Always A Hard Cross For A Country Singer To Bear.

Jerry Jones And Chris Christie Are Probably The Most Important Latent Homosexual Relationship Since Sherlock Holmes And Dr. Watson.