List of Jenny Eclair Quotes

My Older Sister Is Bossy, My Brother Is A Stirrer And Me - Well, I Am Perfect!

I Might Be Needy, Competitive And Desperate But It's Far Better Than Being Wet.

I'm Very Jealous Of My Daughter's Education. She's Been Inspired By Her Teachers, And Nobody Inspired Me As A Teenager.

I Don't Think I'm Successful.

I Prefer Highs And Lows To An Even Keel. Moderation Is Never Something I've Been Good At.

I Know The New Comedy God Is Surrealism, But It Doesn't Touch My Heart.

I Have Always Had A Need For Attention But Didn't Plan To Be A Comic.

I Have A Very Solo Career. I Only Write With People That I Really Adore.

I Don't Do Marriage. I Think It's Incredibly Naff. And I Don't Like Vulgar Displays Of Ostentation.

I Can't Tan Naturally.

I Can't Stand Folk Who Are All Snobby About Reality Tv.

I Am Best Viewed From A Distance.