I Might Be Needy, Competitive And Desperate

Without Fake Tan I Have The Skin Tones Of A Dead Jellyfish.

I Have A Fear Of Poverty In Old Age. I Have This Vision Of Myself Living In A Skip And Eating Cat Food. It's Because I'm Freelance, And I've Never Had A Proper Job. I Don't Have A Pension, And My Savings Are Dwindling. I Always Thought Someone Would Just Come Along And Look After Me.

Family Is The One Thing That Is Definitely Not Disposable.

My Older Sister Is Bossy, My Brother Is A Stirrer And Me - Well, I Am Perfect!

Anyone Who Has Dead Straight Hair Wants Curls.