I Can't Tan Naturally.

I Don't Think I'm Successful.

I Am Best Viewed From A Distance.

I Can't Watch Other People Doing Comedy. As Soon As Somebody Starts Being Funny I Have To Turn Off Because It Upsets Me. I Get Comedy Indigestion. I Just Hate Anybody Else Being Funny. That's My Job.

I'm Very Jealous Of My Daughter's Education. She's Been Inspired By Her Teachers, And Nobody Inspired Me As A Teenager.

I Am Very Short-sighted, And If I Don't Like A Situation I Take My Glasses Off.