I Can't Tan Naturally.

I Think As Time Goes By You'll Get Female Comics Who Are Weirder - You'll Get A Female Mighty Boosh.

Without Fake Tan I Have The Skin Tones Of A Dead Jellyfish.

I Can't Stand Folk Who Are All Snobby About Reality Tv.

I Am Very Short-sighted, And If I Don't Like A Situation I Take My Glasses Off.

I've Just Got Crap Hair. Although I Inherited A Lot Of Stuff From My Dad, Including Giant Knees, I Didn't Get His Good, Thick Hair. I Got My Mother's Thin, Wispy, Non-event Hair Instead.