I Am Best Viewed From A Distance.

As A Rule, Wearing A Bigger Pair Of Jeans Looks Better Than Squishing Yourself Into A Pair Of Jeans That Used To Fit Before You Gave Up Smoking.

I Am Very Short-sighted, And If I Don't Like A Situation I Take My Glasses Off.

I Admire The Elsie Tanners And Barbara Windsors Of The World: People Who Have Crawled Back From The Abyss. I'm Quite Camp In That Respect.

If I Do Go To The Beach There Have To Be Certain Rules: It Can't Be A Pebbly Beach, There Has To Be Some Shade And There Has To Be A Beach Bar. I Don't Want To Go Off The Beaten Track.

Anyone Who Has Dead Straight Hair Wants Curls.