I Am Best Viewed From A Distance.

As A Five-year-old In Berlin In 1965, I Didn't Know That Funny Women Existed. It Wasn't Until I Got Back To England That I Realised Women Could Be Funny.

There Should Be More Booing In Shops And Restaurants And Places Like That When When The Service Is Bad. If You've Had A Poor Breakfast In A Hotel, You Should Put Your Knife And Fork Down And Boo.

I've Got This Horrible Feeling That I'm One Of Those People Who'll Always Have To Flog Their Guts Out To Get Anywhere.

I Love Fashion, But I Don't Come From A Background Of Loving Clothes, And I Remember Feeling Badly Dressed From A Young Age.

I Admire The Elsie Tanners And Barbara Windsors Of The World: People Who Have Crawled Back From The Abyss. I'm Quite Camp In That Respect.