I Am Best Viewed From A Distance.

The Comedy I Like The Best Is Comedy I Can't Do, Stuff That Doesn't Touch My Arena.

I've Got A Hat Face. My Mother Always Said I've Got A Hat Face

I Still Can't Set Up The Ironing-board. A Complete Luddite.

The Only Way To Go On Holiday Is With Your Expectations At Ground Level. Convince Yourself Before You Go That The Weather's Going To Be Dreadful And There Will Be Nylon Sheets. You'll Then Be Pleasantly Surprised.

Family Is The One Thing That Is Definitely Not Disposable.