I Am Best Viewed From A Distance.

As A Rule, Wearing A Bigger Pair Of Jeans Looks Better Than Squishing Yourself Into A Pair Of Jeans That Used To Fit Before You Gave Up Smoking.

I Think As Time Goes By You'll Get Female Comics Who Are Weirder - You'll Get A Female Mighty Boosh.

I Am Very Short-sighted, And If I Don't Like A Situation I Take My Glasses Off.

There Should Be More Booing In Shops And Restaurants And Places Like That When When The Service Is Bad. If You've Had A Poor Breakfast In A Hotel, You Should Put Your Knife And Fork Down And Boo.

I Can Eat A Man, But I'm Not Sure Of The Fiber Content.