I Don't Think I'm Successful.

I Can Eat A Man, But I'm Not Sure Of The Fiber Content.

I've Got This Horrible Feeling That I'm One Of Those People Who'll Always Have To Flog Their Guts Out To Get Anywhere.

I Can't Watch Other People Doing Comedy. As Soon As Somebody Starts Being Funny I Have To Turn Off Because It Upsets Me. I Get Comedy Indigestion. I Just Hate Anybody Else Being Funny. That's My Job.

I Can't Stand Folk Who Are All Snobby About Reality Tv.

The Comedy I Like The Best Is Comedy I Can't Do, Stuff That Doesn't Touch My Arena.