I Don't Think I'm Successful.

I Can Eat A Man, But I'm Not Sure Of The Fiber Content.

Anyone Who Has Dead Straight Hair Wants Curls.

I Was Trained As An Actress. But I Wasn't A Very Convincing Actress, So I Started Doing Punk Poetry And Then Fell Into Doing Stand-up.

I Am Best Viewed From A Distance.

I'm Very Jealous Of My Daughter's Education. She's Been Inspired By Her Teachers, And Nobody Inspired Me As A Teenager.