I Don't Do Marriage. I Think It's

I Am Best Viewed From A Distance.

As A Five-year-old In Berlin In 1965, I Didn't Know That Funny Women Existed. It Wasn't Until I Got Back To England That I Realised Women Could Be Funny.

I Admire The Elsie Tanners And Barbara Windsors Of The World: People Who Have Crawled Back From The Abyss. I'm Quite Camp In That Respect.

The Comedy I Like The Best Is Comedy I Can't Do, Stuff That Doesn't Touch My Arena.

I Still Can't Set Up The Ironing-board. A Complete Luddite.