I Have A Very Solo Career. I

I'm Very Jealous Of My Daughter's Education. She's Been Inspired By Her Teachers, And Nobody Inspired Me As A Teenager.

People Often Ask Why Comedy Is Harder For Women, And The Reason Is Because A Tampon Will Sometimes Fall Out When You're On Stage. Blokes Don't Have That Worry.

A Good Fart Joke Makes Me Bawl With Laughter, So Will Somebody Farting. And The Word 'poo.' You Can't Beat A Good Poo Joke.

I've Got A Hat Face. My Mother Always Said I've Got A Hat Face

I Am Very Short-sighted, And If I Don't Like A Situation I Take My Glasses Off.