I Can't Stand Folk Who Are All

As A Five-year-old In Berlin In 1965, I Didn't Know That Funny Women Existed. It Wasn't Until I Got Back To England That I Realised Women Could Be Funny.

I Don't Think I'm Successful.

I'm A Schizophrenic Mix Of Wannabe Glamourpuss And Absolute Slob, And My Style Is Very Much Magistrate-meets-barmaid.

I've Never Been Prudish.

I Can Eat A Man, But I'm Not Sure Of The Fiber Content.